I, along with roughly 9,000 fellow bike lovers, donned a costume and pedaled my steed in this year's Tour de Fat in our little hamlet. Among with boan's old horseridin' chaps, some fancy ass city boots, and other accoutrements (including some pink locks and a big ol' belt that reads "Flo") I painted a tattoo on my left arm that read....well...you can see....and then i got sunburned. Now i'm just screwed.
