“It’s been this way ever since I got bit by that lizard” Austin said when asked why his skin color seems to change depending on the shirt he's wearing.
“..When I wear a blue shirt my skin turns a slight shade of blue as well. You should see what happens when I wear plaid…” He continued.
He then snatched a small insect off of the plant behind him with his tongue without taking his eyes off of the people in front of him.
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Hello...I'm Johnny Cash
oh, very good! ha
To the average gulf port resident, the Wax sculpture of Austin "looked" authentic - except to those of us who knew he was actually illiterate.
“Okay class, first you fold the piece of paper in half…”
“It’s been this way ever since I got bit by that lizard” Austin said when asked why his skin color seems to change depending on the shirt he's wearing.
“..When I wear a blue shirt my skin turns a slight shade of blue as well. You should see what happens when I wear plaid…” He continued.
He then snatched a small insect off of the plant behind him with his tongue without taking his eyes off of the people in front of him.
I would like everyone to sing along with me....please turn to page one....no..no...I mean page two.
If I stand real still maybe no one will smell it............
Ok, now whose birthday are we celebrating?...think...think!..oh yea, mine.
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